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What To Do IF You Encounter Bigfoot In The Wild?

Picture this. You're out with your four best friends in the Berkshire Mountains of Western Massachusetts. Exhausted from all the walking, you are almost on the verge of giving up. Weary and tired, you find the perfect spot to light a fire and set up camp. Gazing at the perfect night sky filled with thousands of stars, with barely any dark spaces in between takes all your stress away. However, there's one thing that seems to be missing: beer.

Just as the thought of a refreshing beer comes to mind, one of your friends spots a big shadow out in the woods. Your eyes follow the big shadow emerging from the overgrowth of tree; and to your absolute horror you see Bigfoot, the elusive ape-like creature who's known to scare the crap out of people. You finally see how all the naysayers were wrong, with proof of his existence right before your eyes, walking nonchalantly towards the river, unaware of your presence. He's even carrying a huge barrel, the contents of which you're yet to figure out.

With curiosity getting the better of you, you decide to sneak up to the oblivious creature.

As you cautiously walk behind him, hiding behind the trees, observing him closely, you mistakenly step on a dried twig; which results in an unmistakable (SNAP!!). The sound catches Bigfoots attention. You see him turning around, at which point most of you have just peed your pants. Old Bigfoot simple nonchalantly walks away dragging his barrel with him. At this point, you're sure the barrel is not empty. Your curiosity about creature and the contents of him barrel are too much to handle. One thing is for sure, the poor guy seems pretty lonely all by himself. Not wanting to disturb the old fella any further, you decide to just go back to your tent. Just then, you spot the label on the barrel. And to your surprise it says - BEER.

The desire for some good old beer gets the better of you. At this point all you can think about is how to get your hands on the barrel. But the obvious life threatening question that still remains is – HOW? What do you do next? Will it be wise and befriend this strange creature in the hopes that he would concede to sharing his beer? Just then you remember your Bigfoot Drinking Beer T-shirt and how it would have helped in this present predicament. If you find yourself in this dilemma, or are finding it challenging to communicate with Bigfoot, perhaps you should get a beer t-shirt for yourself. The beer t-shirt has more than one use and can come in handy in tight spots (like when you don't have beer). So buy it today! Check-out our great selection of Bigfoot t-shirts and place an order today!

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